I’m too old to start a blog!
That’s what wordpress is trying to tell me.
But helpfully.
Anyway I’m going to rate life now (be prepared, it’s always 10/10 or 0/10) and make fun of things that don’t let me make fun of them irl. So basically that’s everything and everyone, except my dogs since they do let me make fun of them in real life so here I have to take them Extremely Seriously. (Look, I don’t make the rules. I just learn the rules and follow them, and probably have OCD about them. But the psychologist people won’t text me back so who can really say?)
I might review books or some nonsense like that also, just to pretend I’m running some kind of Respectable Operation hereabouts. (Plus I’ve always wanted to review books. Although to be fair I’ve always wanted to become an opera star as well but I’m not threatening to do that here in your face. So whatever)
Today is 10/10. I was able to hang fairy lights over one entire wall of my craft room. Also I have a craft room. There’s not a comfy chair or anything so I’m sitting on the floor. Also it rained, and one of my dogs walked in poison ivy so I gave him a bath and now he’s so silky and cuddly. And there was pumpkin pie.
(Not pictured: bumping my knee really hard on the couch and skinning it, cleaning up a dog accident, being broke, not having any friends, and of course the poison ivy.)
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